I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE!

shittytokudetails:

the amv he always deserved

mrsterlingeverything:

“What brings you to grinder” hmmm my penish

angrybirdsyuri:

angrybirdsyuri:

Was looking at bluetooth adapters for my car and one of them was advertised stating that โ€œYour ears will get pregnantโ€

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Thanks man I was sure hoping it would do that

screenshotsofdespair:

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arienai:

girl help my Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil just realized they’re both girls and they’re doing yuri right next to my ear while I’m trying to eat

willitblend:

yandere

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cool

ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: (not on record)
DMV: LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE LESBIAN
Verdict: ACCEPTED
”

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE LESBIAN

Verdict: ACCEPTED

guysonroblox:

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ivyvanhelsing:

finding out your friend has a new name/gender is so hype. Like yess give us the patch notes

HELP ME I SENT MY FATHER WHERES MEXICO PRIDE

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dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying โ€œwhere mexicoโ€ bc i doubt anyone will know Iโ€™m referencing this

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